Primary School Jokes

Źródło: https://luckylittlelearners.com/2nd-grade-jokes-and-riddles/

We are just after All Fools Day so it's a good occassion to present some jokes I've come across recently. Let's listen...

 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was definitely swallowed by a whale. The story says so.

Irritated, the teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human.

When I get to heaven, the little girl said, I'll ask Jonah.

What if Jonah went to Hell?

Then you ask him.

This little girl was watching her mother doing the washing up when she suddenly realised her Mum has several strands of white hair.

Mum, why has some of your hair gone white?

Well, see, every time you are naughty a bit more of my hair turns white.

There was a short pause as the little girl thought this onethrough:

How come all Grandma's hair is white?

żródło: https://www.st-julie.st-helens.sch.uk/blog/bad-jokes/45656